A Temple of Hospitality

Couple of days ago I noticed the sign board of a neighbourhood police station which carried the text "Police Station Chikkadapally - A temple of Hospitality". Wow! what a punch line. :) I wonder what they mean when they call it a temple of hospitality?! May be the CI (Circle Inspector) is the god of hospitality. :)

God of Hospitality (CI) - "Aayiye! Aayiye! Rowdy saab. Kaise hain aap? Kaise aana hua?"

Rowdy - "Bas aapki dua hai. Sab theek hai. Bas aise hee ek muder ho gaya apne haathon toh aana pada."

GoH - "Acha! Acha! Bahut khushi ki baat hai ki kam se kam is bahaane toh aapke darshan hue. Kya lenge aap? Chai? Coffee? Cool Drink?"

R - "Bas kuch nahi abhi 'peeke' aa raha hun."

GoH - "Arey! aise kaise chalega. Aap bahut dinon baad aaye hain kuch na kuch toh lena hee padega."

R - "Acha theek hai aap insist karte hain toh thoda Fanta pee leta hun."

GoH - "Ajee Three Not Two saab jara Rowdy sir ke liye ek Fanta aur mere liye ek Chaai laa deejiyega jara."

302 - "Jee Sir! Abhi laaya with pleasure."

GoH - "Aur kahiye sir, kya haal hai? Beewi bacche sab sahi salaamat toh hain na!?"

R - "Bas sab theek hain. Bacche aapko yaad karte rehte hain. Jab mereko pichli baar woh chori ke case mein andar hona pada toh aap unko exhibition leke gaye the. Useeke baare mein yaad karte rehte hain."

GoH - "Accha hai! Is baar toh aap bade lambe time ke liye hamaare mehmaan rahenge toh hum phir se unko ek doh baar aur le jaa sakte hain exhibition aur movies."

302 - "Yeh leejiye sir aapka Fanta! Aur aapki Chaai. Aaaj kal aap eid kaa chaand ho gaye hain rowdy sir kahi dikhteich nahi :)"

Rowdy - "Kya bataaoon Three Not Two saab phursat hee khaan milti hai in duniya ke jhamelon se. "

GoH - "Acha 302 jarra woh AC aur double bed waala cell saab ke liye saaph karwwadeejiye. Saab abhi thief se murderer promote ho gaye hain."

302 - "Acha! Aisaa? Kya saab aap bole hee nahi. Party kab hai rowdy saab?"

I could go on and on with the episode but, I think it's enough ridicule for one day. :) As you can see the photograph is a little blurred as a result of the usage of full zoom on my camera. I didn't want to visit the inner sanctum of the "Temple of Hospitality" so I kept my distance while taking the snap. :)

/PhaKuDi